A wargame??? Wtf... I just want to grow potatoes in peace!! For the love of God, stop trampling on my crops!!
Yeah... I play OGame... and my wife is playing some farming game online... and no, I am not joking. I saw here standing in some manure patch with her sister... literally standing in the same patch of crap for hours facing one another chatting. So I asked, "What the heck are you doing?", and the reply I received was, "Watching my crops grow."
Too much excitement for me!
I asked if there was any combat.
"No."
I told her to go stomp on her sister's carrots.
"I cant."
I told her to kick her sister's potatoes.
*she just laughed*
"Go steal her strawberries!", I said.
She said she couldnt do that either, to which I replied, "That game is no fun. No combat = no fun!"
