IMADV8
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 |  Subject: Re: Jokes and the like !  Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:24 pm | |
| That one was good.
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ECTHETIC
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes and the like ! Sat Apr 04, 2009 4:18 pm | |
| GET OFF MY LAWN  |
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gorku
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes and the like ! Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:09 pm | |
| thats fricken hilarous...  |
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ECTHETIC
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gorku
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Snipa00
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes and the like ! Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:38 pm | |
| | star-Dango wrote: | Ukrainian Tomato Garden
An old Ukrainian about 80 years old lived alone in Winnipeg. He wanted to plant
His annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
His only son, Walter, who used to help him, was in prison in Prince Albert,Saskatchewan.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
Dear Walter,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden
This year.. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here
My troubles would be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Tato
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Tato,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love, Walter
At 4 a.m. The next morning, RCMP and local Winnipeg police arrived and dug up the entire
Area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Tato,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you, Walter
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Thats frickin great |
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joedraco
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| | Subject: Re: Jokes and the like ! Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:37 pm | |
| Q: What is the most horrible word in nuclear physics? A: oops!!! _________________  Hell of Earth [ 4 : 280 : 4 ] |
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